June 2013
if u grab my sides to tickle me ill punch u in the face
science fiction was invented by a woman
don’t you ever fucking forget that
in mary shelley we trust
Making a new mutual follow
If this gets 1,000 notes, I will arrange and record a flash mob of “They’re Taking The Hobbits To Isengard” in the middle of the National Zoo
idk if you’re kidding but
if this is indeed your will THEN GONDOR WILL SEE IT DONE
I am so not kidding. I’ve always wanted to do a flashmob, but I’d want to know that at least a few hundred people would want to watch the video, first.
[SCREAMS ANGRILY AS I SNAP MY CONTROLLER IN HALF] I LOVE VIDEO GAMES I’M HAVING SO MUCH FUN
can you imagine being the mother of a yu-gi-oh character
you spend the nine months of your pregnancy so excited for your child, and then he’s born with hair like this
and you’re like, “shit, look at that hair. he’s obviously going to be a protagonist. what’s going to happen to him 15 years from now?”
“I don’t want to be a tragic backstory”
Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
if you’re gonna put music on during sex make sure it’s a live album so people clap for you every five minutes
“some scientists agree”. what does that mean. some scientists. that could be two scientists. two scientists agree. two agreeable scientists isnt very credible. do it again. more scientists.
The truth is...
superwhopottergrimmavengelock:
…it’s so much easier to say you’re antisocial…
…or claim that you just don’t like people…
…or pretend that you just don’t care anymore…
…than to admit how lonely and damaged you truly feel.
That’s why we go to shows/movies/books because those characters are the only ones we truly connect with.
do not make decisions at 2 am when you are sad
the only ‘b’ word u should call a gal is beyonce and that gal better b me
current mood: the bartender from soul eater
current mood: the bartender from durrara
“When I was a kid, you know I immigrated to the States in 1978, and I’m six years old and watching TV and I didn’t see any Asians on television. And you turn on Star Trek and there’s this Asian guy not chopping anybody up. He’s honorable, a helmsman of a spaceship, and it was a big, big deal for me to see that and have a role model.”
—John Cho (x)
how to give an awful handjob
- be unaware of where the penis is
- scream into the penis
- use the back of your hand
- slap the penis and call it “buddy”
- condescend to the penis
- set your hand on fire
“It’s so hard to talk when you want to kill yourself. That’s above and beyond everything else, and it’s not a mental complaint - it’s a physical thing, like it’s physically hard to open your mouth and make the words come out. They don’t come out smooth and in conjunction with your brain the way normal people’s words do; they come out in chunks as if from a crushed-ice dispenser; you stumble on them as they gather behind your lower lip. So you just keep quiet.”
—Ned Vizzini, It’s Kind of a Funny Story (via synthetic-synaesthesia)
so when is the marriage of every animal crossing player to isabelle
iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:
my blog has become this weird mixture of fandoms, feminism, cats and really fucking stupid jokes that nobody outside this website would find remotely amusing
Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.
